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Whether you're styling a cozy corner or gifting a smile, Gourdling Buddy is here to brighten your day, one adorable glance at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nowhere Near","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42453200109673,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0642\/9468\/2729\/files\/9530ff19-_E4_B8_BB_E5_9B_BE_01.png?v=1753919265"},{"product_id":"bunny-bop-buddies","title":"Bunny Bop Buddies","description":"\u003carticle data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-90\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-5 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[70rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(12)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto flex max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\" data-message-id=\"cf4c98dd-5bb6-4c9e-802e-d7b2485d4e0e\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-92\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-5 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[70rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(12)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto flex max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\" data-message-id=\"59d932ca-7ef8-43e8-8931-42dfcaa0ba02\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"665\" data-start=\"180\" class=\"\"\u003eMeet the \u003cem data-end=\"235\" data-start=\"216\"\u003eBunny Bop Buddies\u003c\/em\u003e, a squad of hand-carved wooden rabbits ready to charm your socks off—sold individually so you can adopt just one or start your own bunny brigade. Choose from Mocha (the shy one), Oat (the curious one), or Honey (the cheerful one)—each with floppy ears, button eyes, and stubby little feet that’ll make your heart melt. Whether on your desk, shelf, or nightstand, these tiny hoppers are here to bring a daily dose of woodland joy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Nowhere Near","offers":[{"title":"Dark Walnut","offer_id":42453202731113,"sku":null,"price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural Maple","offer_id":42453202763881,"sku":null,"price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Honey Beech","offer_id":42453202796649,"sku":null,"price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0642\/9468\/2729\/files\/b81973e5-_E4_B8_BB_E5_9B_BE_01-4.png?v=1753919269"},{"product_id":"banana-peelson","title":"Banana Peelson","description":"\u003carticle data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-106\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-5 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[70rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(12)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto flex max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\" data-message-id=\"09778749-f212-4847-a0c7-4505208d8e20\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"567\" data-start=\"175\" class=\"\"\u003eMeet Banana Peelson—a dashing little fruit with legs, arms, and absolutely \u003cem data-is-only-node=\"\" data-end=\"273\" data-start=\"269\"\u003eno\u003c\/em\u003e plans other than being adorable 24\/7. 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Whether he’s hanging out by the fruit bowl or plotting his next slip 'n' giggle, Peelson is here to bring big grins and even bigger a-peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Nowhere Near","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42453202698345,"sku":null,"price":92.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0642\/9468\/2729\/files\/ce706c5a-_E4_B8_BB_E5_9B_BE_01-5.png?v=1753919270"},{"product_id":"trunky-the-tidyboar","title":"Trunky the Tidyboar","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"615\" data-start=\"149\" class=\"\"\u003eMeet Trunky the Tidyboar, your new wooden sidekick who’s here to gobble up all your table clutter with the enthusiasm of a snack-loving wild boar. Pens, remotes, keys, rogue paperclips — into the belly they go! Handcrafted with adorable curves, tiny dot eyes, and a snout handle too cute to ignore, Trunky makes staying organized feel like playtime. Drop in your things, give his snout a boop, and say goodbye to chaos — oink-tastically efficient!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"244\" data-start=\"28\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"55\" data-start=\"42\"\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e: Black-walnut body with purple heart detail and white-maple insert\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nowhere Near","offers":[{"title":"Beech Wood","offer_id":42453203746921,"sku":null,"price":198.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Walnut Wood","offer_id":42453203779689,"sku":null,"price":298.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0642\/9468\/2729\/files\/eed1cb74-_E4_B8_BB_E5_9B_BE_02-7.png?v=1753919273"},{"product_id":"mushroom-moo-moo","title":"Mushroom Moo-Moo","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"693\" data-start=\"210\" class=\"\"\u003eMeet \u003cstrong data-end=\"259\" data-start=\"239\"\u003eMushroom Moo-Moo\u003c\/strong\u003e, the adorably stout wooden critter who’s more than just a pretty snout. Whether it’s guarding your spoons in the kitchen or corralling rogue pencils on your desk, Moo-Moo keeps things tidy with charm and a sprinkle of forest magic. Each one comes with a different mushroom buddy growing from its horn (because obviously, it’s a fun-gi), making your workspace look wildly whimsical. Who knew staying organized could be this cute?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"198\" data-start=\"28\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"55\" data-start=\"42\"\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e: Black walnut body, padauk mushroom cap, and accents of oak, white maple \u0026amp; purple heart\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nowhere Near","offers":[{"title":"Toasty Moo-Moo","offer_id":42453203648617,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beanie Moo-Moo","offer_id":42453203681385,"sku":null,"price":169.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0642\/9468\/2729\/files\/60b8efde-_E4_B8_BB_E5_9B_BE_05-9.png?v=1753919274"},{"product_id":"sleepy-cluck-the-desk-chicken","title":"Sleepy Cluck the Desk Chicken","description":"\u003carticle data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-116\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-5 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[70rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(12)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto flex max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\" data-message-id=\"4a0cbb3b-7a1e-4fa1-a741-cf6fc7d597ac\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"579\" data-start=\"155\" class=\"\"\u003eMeet Sleepy Cluck — the sassiest, sleepiest little chicken carved from wood and bursting with personality. 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He’s the perfect companion for late-night procrastinators, desk philosophers, and anyone who identifies as a morning-challenged masterpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"579\" data-start=\"155\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"55\" data-start=\"42\"\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e: Cherry-wood body, purple heart crest, boxwood beak, sapele legs, and maple inlays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Nowhere Near","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42453203714153,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0642\/9468\/2729\/files\/4a236e75-_E4_B8_BB_E5_9B_BE_02-9.png?v=1753919274"},{"product_id":"snail-mcchill","title":"Snail McChill","description":"\u003carticle data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-120\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-5 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[70rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(12)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto flex max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\" data-message-id=\"8053abea-74b1-4bda-81ae-9c1953a0e37f\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"643\" data-start=\"213\" class=\"\"\u003eMeet Snail McChill, the world’s most relaxed snail who also happens to be a stealthy little aroma diffuser! Pop off his cozy wooden shell, drop in your favorite essential oil, and let him slowly spread serenity with a side of sass. With bouncy googly eyes and a hand-carved charm that makes every space feel a little happier (and maybe a little judged), he's the ultimate low-effort, high-cuteness vibe curator.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"202\" data-start=\"28\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"55\" data-start=\"42\"\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e: Black walnut shell, white-maple base, cherry-wood eyes \u0026amp; purple heart accents\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Nowhere Near","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42453203812457,"sku":null,"price":118.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0642\/9468\/2729\/files\/bd21c15f-_E4_B8_BB_E5_9B_BE_01-6.png?v=1753919273"},{"product_id":"grumpy-love-beans","title":"Grumpy Love Beans","description":"\u003carticle data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-122\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto py-5 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[70rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(12)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto flex max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\" data-message-id=\"aa363e70-6f62-4098-967f-3c6312cdb796\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"565\" data-start=\"124\" class=\"\"\u003eGrumpy Love Beans are the perfect couple keychains for lovebirds who express affection with eye-rolls and sarcasm. 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With dainty paw prints and polka-dot feline flair, these kitties don’t just bring charm—they bring grip, thanks to their anti-slip tips. 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