Grumpy Love Beans are the perfect couple keychains for lovebirds who express affection with eye-rolls and sarcasm. Hand-carved from rich walnut wood, these little oddballs snap together with satisfying magnetic sass, showing the world that true love doesn’t need sweet talk — just matching vibes and mutual side-eyes. Whether it’s your anniversary or just Tuesday, this adorably moody duo says “I love you” the wooden way.