Meet Salty, the deep-sea diva who’s had enough of your nonsense. With bright blue skin, beady orange eyes, and eight beautifully expressive arms all throwing serious shade, this octopus figurine is the ultimate mood. Whether you’re decorating your desk, shelf, or passive-aggressively sending a message, Salty the Sassy Octopus is your spirit animal in resin form. Equal parts hilarious and rebellious, he’s flipping off the world—one tentacle at a time.
Salty the Sassy Octopus
$18.00
Eight arms, zero chill — and he’s not afraid to show it.
