Grumpy Love Beans are the perfect couple keychains for lovebirds who express affection with eye-rolls and sarcasm. Hand-carved from rich walnut wood, these little oddballs snap together with satisfying magnetic sass, showing the world that true love doesn’t need sweet talk — just matching vibes and mutual side-eyes. Whether it’s your anniversary or just Tuesday, this adorably moody duo says “I love you” the wooden way.
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Fred W. Me and my boyfriend in keychain form.
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Arthur W. Cute without being cringe.
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Molly W. Love their little grumpy faces.
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Ginny W. Got these for our anniversary. We both hate mushy stuff so these were perfect. The walnut wood is lovely.
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Jing W. Got these for my boyfriend and he actually carries it around. They’re silly but sturdy.
