Grumpy Love Beans are the perfect couple keychains for lovebirds who express affection with eye-rolls and sarcasm. Hand-carved from rich walnut wood, these little oddballs snap together with satisfying magnetic sass, showing the world that true love doesn’t need sweet talk — just matching vibes and mutual side-eyes. Whether it’s your anniversary or just Tuesday, this adorably moody duo says “I love you” the wooden way.
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Jing W. Got these for my boyfriend and he actually carries it around. They’re silly but sturdy.
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Ismael T. These beans glare from my phone like tiny guardians. Everyone that sees them laughs and wants to buy one too!
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Rikki A. These grumpy beans are surprisingly adorable. Their little frowns make me laugh and cheer me up on bad days. They always bring a smile to my face! :D