Existential Duck Wooden Phone Stand

Existential Duck is the desk accessory for anyone who has mastered the art of functioning while mildly over it. Sculpted from solid wood and finished with smooth, gallery-worthy curves, this unimpressed little bird props up your phone with the quiet authority of someone who has reviewed your calendar and found it… concerning.

His sleepy half-lidded stare, chunky wooden beak, and perfectly planted webbed feet bring a soft humor to your workspace without ever slipping into kitsch - just the right mix of personality and polish for a modern, design-conscious desk.