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Salty the Sassy Octopus

Name: Salty the Sassy Octopus
Brand: Nowhere Near
Price: 18.00 USD
Availability: InStock

$18.00

Meet Salty, the deep-sea diva who’s had enough of your nonsense. With bright blue skin, beady orange eyes, and eight beautifully expressive arms all throwing serious shade, this octopus figurine is the ultimate mood. Whether you're decorating your desk, shelf, or passive-aggressively sending a message, Salty the Sassy Octopus is your spirit animal in resin form. Equal parts hilarious and rebellious, he’s flipping off the world—one tentacle at a time.

— Material: Resin
— Dimensions: 5.1 × 4.7 × 2.4 in (13 × 12 × 6 cm)

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

The sass I didn’t know I needed

I tucked Salty between my books and it looks like it’s judging my taste in novels. One tentacle holds my ring when I wash dishes, which somehow makes the side‑eye funnier. Everyone points it out first thing they walk in :)

Attitude diva

Salty is giving full attitude and I’m here for it 💅 It’s basically the diva of my shelf, and all my friends know it by name now!

Salty cracks me up

Every time I walk into my living room, Salty greets me with that sarcastic little grin. I like having a tiny roommate always rolling their eyes. Honestly, it’s become my favorite little thing.

Gift that keeps roasting me

Got this for my sister and now she sends photos of Salty judging her life choices. It’s silly and elegant at the same time. Easily the most memorable gift I’ve given this year.

Conversation starter

Brought it out to a dinner party and people got into octopus talks within minutes. Color is slightly more muted than I expected but it works. Very happy with it.

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